What would we do at 3 oclock without a vending machine for our afternoon pick-me-up? They’ve infiltrated our lives but the most adventurous thing I’ve ever bought from one is a new flavor of soda. But around the world, you’re just as likely to see fish food or umbrella vending machines. Vending Machines: Coined Consumerism is  full of the wackiest vending machines from around the world and includes interviews with market research companies and store owners. Five jaw-dropping vending machines have made this list and oddly enough, some of these would make my life easier.

1. Japan: Pet Roach Crane Machines

Some kids want dogs or cats for pets and then there are those who want roaches — at least that’s what the genius who invented the Pet Roach Machine thought. For ¥200, you too can own a pet roach!

2. Japan: Mount Fuji

This vending machine is of normal shape and size and sells ordinary Japanese drinks. It’s just located 3,776 meters at the very top of Mount Fuji. I wonder what the climbers think – great, I needed a drink or what is this doing here?

3. Scotland: Hair Straightener

For people with curly hair in Scotland, this may be a godsend. You pay to use the hair straightener right at the machine and plug it back in when you’re done.

5. Italy: Pizza & Pasta

Of course the country famous for its pizza and pasta would have a vending machine for it. It’s not pre-made junk though – it actually makes pies from scratch.

5. Great Britain: Umbrellas

In one of the rainiest countries in the world, the umbrella vending machine has to be doing well. I almost wish there was one in New York City…

Also, check out our slideshow on vending machines from around the world here.

All photos from Vending Machines: Coined Consumerism by Christopher D. Salyers. Published by Mark Batty Publishers, 2010.