The World’s Moms Heart Twilight. How Do They Show It? Let Us Count The Ways

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BY: Adriane

Photo Credit: Getty Images / Summit Entertainment

Photo Credit: Getty Images / Summit Entertainment

All around the world, biting their nails as they await Firday’s premiere of New Moon, are the moms of Twilight. And they didn’t just drive their daughters to the mall…

Maybe it’s your own mom. And maybe your mother’s obsession outweighs your own. And hey! Maybe that’s great — it’s something you really connect over, something you think your mom is cool for liking… Or maybe, it makes the whole enterprise  seem lame-o, makes your own obsession with the series more “mom-like.”

Either way, you gotta hand it to ‘em, the Twilight Moms are frickin’ kicking the butts off the fandom of their teenaged daughters. With more money to burn, their shrines grow taller; with more time on their hands, their fan-made crafts are more finely-made.

New York Magazine published a deep investigation into why Moms love Meyer (“The attraction toward Edward is understandable: Few guys get a full century to perfect their rap while sporting the abs they had in high school.”) But we’ll focus on how the Moms show their love. (Tangent: Isn’t “The Moms” the best femme band name you ever heard?) From an Italian jewelry designer who got really into Twilight to the entire Twilight Crafts group on Flickr — this is some pretty classy stuff…

A red-velvet cake, scarlet as a human's blood

A red-velvet cake, scarlet as a human's blood

So this is a Twilight Quilt... We'll zoom in to show you why it is...

So this is a Twilight Quilt... We'll zoom in to show you why it is...

In the center, the book covers

In the center, an image of the book covers are surrounded by quilted scenes from the book

On the outside edge, there are quotes from the book...

On the outside edge, there are even quotes! Tough to do in embroidery...

Hand-painted Edward Cullen shoes

Hand-painted Edward Cullen shoes

A doll that was described by its maker as an "Edward Cullen Doll." ISn't this just a doll?

A doll that was described by its maker as an "Edward Cullen Doll." Isn't this just a doll?

I do not even know what this is

I do not even know what this is, but it was described as a Twilight craft project. Could someone help me out?

A purse, with all the book-covers on it...

A purse, with all the book-covers on it...

This is The Future: A Hand-Knit, Twilight-inspired iPod cover

This is The Future: A Hand-Knit, Twilight-inspired iPod cover

Necklace

A hand-made necklace

This is a coffin pillow

This is a coffin pillow. We don't usually want to associate sleep with death but, whatever floats your boat.

The Shrines

A TwilightMoms Mantel Shrine

A TwilightMoms Mantle Shrine

A close-up

A close-up

The shrine of a not-so-poor Twilight mom

The shrine of a not-so-poor Twilight mom